Showing posts with label EXAMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EXAMS. Show all posts

Sunday, September 29, 2013

The English Nightmare


Book : English Bites!
Author: Manish Gupta
ISBN : 9780143419006
Pages: 334
Price: 250
Rating : 4/5

Something from the book:
However, one column in Reader's Digest continued to depress me for quite some time. Even with liberal self marking, I could never get more than five correct answers out of the fifteen posers in 'Word Power.' I persisted and my scores improved, slowly and steadily, as did my determination to get a perfect 15/15 sooner rather than later.


Learning a language is always difficult. I always found Hindi to be the toughest language, during my school days. My notebooks were decorated with red marks more than the blue ink scribbles but for vernacular students English is a similar kind of nightmare. But when we proudly declare ourselves well versed with English, do we really know everything in English? If so why we whack our brains and drill holes in our grey cells during entrance exams to store a few more words and their meanings in it? MBA, GMAT, GRE flash cards are like demons for us during entrances. Oh! Foolish us to think we are great in English. These were my thoughts after I read the Blurb of “English Bites” by Manish Gupta.

English Bites – My Fullproof English Learning Formula is indeed a foolproof formula as it makes learning words total fun. I still remember when I was small my dad used to ask me to learn 10 words from dictionary or newspapers and report to him in the evening. In school we used to hate the English lecture when we had a vocabulary lesson because it used to be the driest 45 minutes of the day. If only we had a book like this back then. The book is the story of the author who also was from vernacular medium and fought a long exhaustive war with English to finally conquer it. The journey is scribed in the book with pinch of humor, satire, a bit of emotions, all on a strong base of reality and is adorned with apt comic sketches and a lot of amusing trivia.

The book successfully erases the trite methods of learning languages and sets a new and a trend through this book, reason? The book not only a compendium of lot of words, it gives you the meaning of all the words then and there, at times with their origin as well. So you could let your dictionary rest and just enjoy the book without any distraction. And if the reader is like me nothing could be better as I am super lazy while reading a book. I would rather re read the line two three times and figure out some meaning than check the correct meaning by travelling some meters, picking up a dirtied by age old dust Dictionary and hunting for the word in the yellowed pages. The book sounds amazing now right?
Pro:
  1. Humorous and prompt narration makes the book a very enjoyable read.
  2. The way the words are interspersed throughout the book helps in keeping the interest of the reader in the story and the words equally.
  3. The trivia provided is an added advantage of the book and makes the book very informative at the same time.
  4. The story is straight out of the author’s life pages and hence is easy to relate to.
  5. The illustrations are apt and fun.

Cons:
  1. Just one the start was a bit slow and not as gripping as the rest of the book. Till page 50 I guess.

I thoroughly loved the book and I am not lying when I say this I am going to remember a lot of words by relating them to instances from this book. People who have read this book would know why the word bedraggled would always make me smile and why arachibutyrophobia is also going to make me check if my bread has peanut butter sandwich on it. 

On the whole I loved the book and if I clear my GMAT or CAT next year Manish Gupta you are going to get a big chunk in my credit speech. It is an easy 4 on 5 book and a must read! And higher education aspirants you know which book is a must in your closet now! This is a book you don’t want to finish in one go but a chapter a day and English will be your best friend. Every Bit worth its cost - a total worth it book.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

EXPECTATIONS.....

this one is 4 people bugged by this devil constantly....n have to battle wid its best friend "EXAM" sooner or later...

OOH NO! HERE IT COMES AGAIN
TO BEAT ME AND BASH ME,
TO CAUSE ME A PAIN
THAT IS HARD TO BEAR.

MY SIGHT IS BLURRING NOW
AND I AM TURNING DEAF-
OR, IS IT THE PRESSURE OF "IT"-
THAT MY MIND IS ALL BLANK.

MY DAD LOVES IT MORE THAN ME.
MY MOM ADORES IT.
BUT NO ONE IMAGINES EVER,
IT'S MY BIGGEST ENEMY.

LOOK IT IS SMIRKING AT ME,
GOD! IT IS TORTUROUS.
WHY ON EARTH DO YOU EXIST?
GET AWAY, YOU-'EXPECTATIONS'!

YOU BURDEN ME MORE THAN MY SINS DO.
YOU CROSS OVER MY CAPACITY.
STILL, PEOPLE JUST MULTIPLY YOU,
AND REDUCE ME TO A CYPHER.

O EXPECTATIONS LEAVE ME ALONE
LET ME RESIDE IN MY DOME OF CAPACITY.
YOU RULE NOT MY HEART OR MY MIND,
BUT THREAT ME, THAT I'LL SUBLIME.

GO AWAY, PLEASE GO-
SORROW IS A BETTER COMPANION THAN YOU.
WHY PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON ME
AND ROB ME OFF MY CONFIDENCE.

JUST LET ME BE A SOLITARY SOUL
SATISFY ALL WITH MY BEST.
YOU DO NO GOOD TO A HUMAN BEING
 ABANDON, JUST - YOURSELF.

LET CONFIDENCE AND CAPABILITY REGAIN THEIR REIGN
DO NO MORE HARM, SPOIL NO MORE MOOD.
EXPECTATION, LEARN, STAY IN A BOUND-
AND LET POSSIBILITY CREATE A FENCE FOR YOU.



-VAISAKHI MISHRA